In local news

A man was jailed for 3 years, and banned from driving for 3 years, this week after an incident on New Years Eve. 5'4" Luke Batchelor assaulted two men with a metal baseball bat and ran over a third in a car while in the fancy dress he wore to his mother's party. I leave the final word to his defence lawyer

He was dressed as a blue Smurf and nobody goes out to battle dressed as a blue Smurf.