Sunday, April 26, 2009

In local news

A man was jailed for 3 years, and banned from driving for 3 years, this week after an incident on New Years Eve. 5'4" Luke Batchelor assaulted two men with a metal baseball bat and ran over a third in a car while in the fancy dress he wore to his mother's party. I leave the final word to his defence lawyer
He was dressed as a blue Smurf and nobody goes out to battle dressed as a blue Smurf.

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