those top gear car doors in full

During tonight's episode of Top Gear the presenters took rear wheel drive cars costing £1500 into France for a series of challenges. They ended up at an ice race track in Val Thorens and as part of their preparations put fake advertising decals on their cars. When the doors were opened the messages read as follows

Clarkson: phart and Les Bien Hat


Hammond: norks and merde


May: Coq and tit tree



I laughed like a lunatic. Yes I know it's childish but I still laughed.