GB: Hello, I'm Gordon Brown
AD: and I'm Alistair Darling. Today we'd like to discuss the Fiscal Responsibility Bill that I
GB: that I thought up and was announced by the Queen today. This brilliant new legislation will make it lawful for the government to halve the budget deficit over the course of the next four years. I've proven once again that I can take tough decisions unlike the 'do nothing' Tories. Could you tell people a little more about the Bill Alistair?
AD: Certainly Gordon. This new Bill legally binds the next parliament to halving the budget deficit over the next four years although it doesn't mention paying down the massive levels of debt that
GB: Thank you Alistair. So you can see that we, the Labour Party, are not afraid of passing ridiculous, stupid, unnecessary, pointless legislation to make it look like we are doing what we should be doing anyway without needing to pass ridiculous, stupid, unnecessary, pointless legislation.
AD: Vote Labour
*Yes, I had an interesting conversation this lunchtime!
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
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After 4 years you must borrow half as much each year as you do now!!! Its as though they don't realise debt accumulates & interest on debt goes up with it.
I can only assume this is NuLabs way of saying 'we think all of you are too stupid to understand what is going on!'
Might as well outlaw volcanoes and make sunshine compulsory.
WV 'ponsi', honest !
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