CCTV camera surveillance officers in the Isle of Man have gone for a long lie down after a new type of camera which is programmed to detect "out of the ordinary" behaviour was installed.
Unfortunately the software programmers didn't install 'Student Filters' and since then every person of school age on the island has been dancing, miming, almost dropping litter, or walking backwards within range of the camera. The resultant frantic zooming in and out has caused all of the operatives of the system to suffer from mahooosive* migraines.
Council officials have denied any responsibility for the oversight claiming that central government refused to pay for the necessary additional software and have pleaded with local schools to help them identify the culprits.
*Juniorff2's current favourite word, normally used in the context "teh internets is mahooosive"
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"and have pleaded with local schools to help them identify the culprits."
Lol.
So firstly they are not able to identify the culprits with the CCTV system, and secondly they are asking for the schools to identifiy people who have not broken any law.
"...and secondly they are asking for the schools to identifiy people who have not broken any law."
And if this power-mad authoritatian cow is anything to go by, they'll almost certainly comply...
" every person of school age on the island has been dancing, miming, almost dropping litter, or walking backwards within range of the camera"
Good for them !
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