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Fresh from his stint in panto, the eternal footman Buttons is to become the new head of PR for guillotine manufacturer Maclaren. When asked about his new position he said

"It's always a difficult decision to leave a team when you've been there for so long, but life is all about challenges – and, most important of all, it's about challenging yourself. I was always adamant that I wanted to continue to set myself fresh challenges."

Cinderella was unavailable for comment.