I've reproduced the photographic evidence from the Telegraph that proves that smiling gives you wonky boobs. In the pose on the left the "what time do you call this?" scowl can be clearly seen above a beautifully central cleavage. Compare that to the pose on the right where that poor girl's bust is all over the place. The breast on the right of the picture (her left breast) seems larger than its partner. Drastic action is needed to restore this young lady's bosoms to their natural state. Someone has to do the chivalrous thing proposition her for anal sex immediately. It's for her own good.. .. ..
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As a keen photographer I would like to make the following points.
Picture to the left - She is standing straight shoulders back and neck up.
The picture to the right - she her chin line is lower (not by photoshop but the lack of force she put into looking stright) Shes turned to her side making it seem that one boob is bigger than the other from the cameras perspective. Her shoulders are also forward!.
If you slouch and put your hand on your chest and then strighten up you will feel the change under your hand... even if your a guy....
Meaning posistion is everything and the Telegraph made a poor excuse to just get a nice pair in their paper.
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