Thursday, November 5, 2009

this dropped through my letterbox



What be flodding?

3 comments:

Leg-iron said...

You mean you've never flodded?

It's a sexual deviation so bizarre you'll need the fire brigade to untangle you afterwards. Special flodding inspectors are available to make sure you don't cause permanent damage and to assist with the more difficult limb entanglements, as well as with the proper application of rubber and steel flodding apparatus.

It's on the rise as a hobby because people have fallen for the latest 'end of the world' religious outpourings and realise it might be their last chance to try it.

banned said...

That appears to be a Conservative publication. The sooner they get off that particular bandwaggon the better off we will all be and they might have a bit more toime for proof reading.

JuliaM said...

"It's a sexual deviation so bizarre you'll need the fire brigade to untangle you afterwards."

*wipes coffee from monitor*