vote red, vote blue (a poem in progress)

It doesn't matter what you do,
whether you vote red or whether you vote blue.

On BBCQT last night
the Tory claimed that she was right
about retaining your DNA
unlike Labour, she went on to say,
because their policy is wrong
they store your details far too long.
Six years! How bad!
They must be mad
unlike the Conservatives, those dears
who want to keep it for just five years.

It doesn't matter what you do,
whether you vote red or you vote blue.