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The government is launching a £1 million pound search to find the nations 'official' pet, 'official' landmark and 'official' sweetheart. Once the votes have been counted and verified all the unofficial landmarks will be demolished, the pets destroyed and sweethearts will be removed from their pedestals.

Rumours that @TrouserQuandary is eligible for all 3 categories remain unconfirmed at this time.