m. farty

The auspiciously named cockpiece mouthpiece of the National Obesity Forum, Tam Fry, is yet again calling for extra taxation on fizzy drinks.

Tam Fry, of the National Obesity Forum, condemned the trend for children to put on weight during primary school years.

Personally I'd be more than a little concerned if my kids had not increased their weight between the ages of five and eleven, wouldn't you? I can't be bothered to read any more of this authoritarian tosspot.