smoke

Panic broke out on a Christmas Day flight from Amsterdam to Detroit as the flight neared the American airport. Smoke filled the cabin leading to widespread concern among the passengers and crew alike. Quick thinking by the trolley dollies averted a major disaster.

Sindy Easy, the senior flight attendant, spoke to us from the runway. "Just before we began the approach to the airport a plume of smoke was seen coming from the rear of the plane. We investigated and found one of the passengers smoking a hand rolled cigarette. One of my girls took decisive action and negated the hazard with a foam filled extinguisher."

Other passengers from the flight are still in shock. One, who didn't want to be named, said "we were nearly home and this idiot a couple a' rows behind us sparked up a huge doobie. One of the women next to him started screaming that she was getting cancer from it and, well, you've seen what happened."

The police say that their initial investigation into the incident seem to indicate that the pot-head had forgotten that he'd left an ounce of skunk in his bag and was afraid that he'd be arrested at customs. Further studies of the suspected drugs, their strength, quality and taste are ongoing.