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Ms Harriet has been talking to Age UK, the new lobbying group formed of a merger between Age Concern and Help the Aged, about the campaigns that they will be supporting in return for continued fakecharity status. Alongside the 'Dying to Work' campaign they will also been promoting the 'Neutralising Swinson' agenda.

"Under normal circumstances you would expect to see a reduction of staff when two organisations of this size merge" said the new CEO of Age UK. "However as we are substantially funded by the government, and they are insisting we lobby them hard in support of these proposals, that will not be happening to us."

"We look forward to a continued fruitful relationship between ourselves and such a major source of income."