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A senior government minister will today join forces with a clutch of comedians desperate to breathe some life into their flagging careers to launch a new national advertising campaign. Why Let You Decide aims to make people realise that the government is far better at making decisions affecting their lives than they are.

The Why Let You Decide campaign is launched ahead of the National Scale Micromanagement Green Paper to be published later this month. The forthcoming Green Paper will explore new and innovative ways to provide independent help and support to all families in Britain on every aspect of their lives. To kick-start the ‘Why let you decide?’ campaign the has been comedians gave their support to an online campaign which has since been viewed by over 58 people.

"This campaign is the start of offering clear and consistent advice for families," said the minister "by building on the recent findings of the Chief Medical Officer which show the need for extra support for parents and young people. We know that parents can have an enormous influence on their child’s behaviour and we believe, by careful micromanagement and early intervention, we can easily replicate the desired outcomes on a national scale."

The TV and radio advertisements will be supported by leaflets to be distributed to every household and a new website for parents where they can get tips and advice on how best to advise and support their child about the dangers associated with free thought.