drugs

Worrying new research shows that children are far too frequently making errors with drugs. The study found that many kids couldn't tell the difference between speed, coke and MDMA in blind tests.

"This highlights the failings of the education system under Labour" said the shadow minister for drug taking. "When we were last in power we had many programs in place that would have prevented this tragic situation. Our 'Drugs For Kids!' campaign was particularly successful in raising awareness among students."

"We previously announced in our report, Becoming Addicted: Secondary Education, a series of measures that we believe will remedy this disastrous shortfall in knowledge including compulsory lessons as part of the national curriculum and special classes for parents. If we win the election we intend to implement them during the first parliament."