eighteen

A mother from Newcastle, determined to get her son to prove his heterosexuality, invited a bunch of slags and tarts to his 18th birthday celebrations. To prevent him making the wrong choice of partner she organised a series of unusual variations of party games to test the suitability of the young ladies present.

Pass the Pregnancy Test, STI Test Says? and Dead Fishy Fanny were among the competitions for the evening. Everyone joined in even though many of the maidens failed the tasks. They all laughed at the end when, presented with a choice of three potential fucks, the birthday boy said no thanks as he'd been shagging his gran's best friend Edna for the last six months anyway.