fight!

A scuffle broke out in an 'adult entertainment' venue in Sussex between the girls working there and the nuns from a local convent. On paper it should have been an easy victory for the ladies of god based on their size and demeanour but the eventual outcome surprised all who saw the encounter.

The convent ladies were doing well until the intervention of Bertha 'Sindeliscious' Brunswick. Dressed as a naughty stewardess the 'exotic dancer' high kicked and jiggled her way into the fracas taking out nuns left and right in a display of defensive dancing, the like of which has not been seen before in this country.

The nuns retreated; battered, bruised, wimples askew while the employees of the club rallied round and remounted their poles for a celebratory routine.

CCTV footage of the incident has been sequestered by the SAS after reports that the one handed aggressive thong techniques employed by Sindeliscious were of exceptional quality. They are even considering offering her a position as a trainer for 22 regiment.