flies

A brilliant new initiative to save an endangered species of fly is being proposed by the Environment Secretary. Under the new legislation being considered every single household in the country would be required to create at least one breeding habitat to prevent the eradication of the species. Households failing to comply with the minimum fly headcount will face a £500 fine.

"It's vital for the survival of this species" said the minister "that we force people to maintain slops bins kitchen caddies. This is really just an extension of our 'no-one left behind' philosophy."