g-spot

Researchers at Kings College London say they are close to proving that the G-spot does not exist. The all male team, lead by Professor Studley McMuffin, examined more than 1800 women over a period of 3 months and found no sign of it at all. Their thorough research encompassed a variety of different racial backgrounds, ages, declared sexualities, differing numbers of participants, twins and even multiple generations from a single bloodline but the mythical area remained elusive.

Claims of the G-Spot's existence first surfaced in obscure feminist writings in the middle of the 20th Century. The rumours have resurfaced every few years since then. The advent of instant communication via the internet has increased the frequency of these claims which is why the team at Kings College began their investigation.

"These preliminary results" said Professor McMuffin "seem to indicate that our hypothesis is correct. The G-spot is a mythical construct created by radical feminists in their attempt to undermine the confidence of men. However further research is needed before we can definitely say once and for all that the G-spot does not exist. We are currently in negotiations with a number of Private investors to secure funding for the next round of experiments."

Last night Viagra Rolex, spokeswoman for the sexual health orgasmisation CumNow, had this to say. "Even if we give you bloody men a map, photographs and spoken directions you still fail to find a surface mounted clitoris. What chance have you got of finding the G-spot?"

We took Viagra and conducted our own research and, even though she offered complex and detailed instructions, none of the assembled journalists could pinpoint the G-spot that she claims to possess.