A Southampton teenager is getting really fed up with people taking the piss out of him after the fire service was called to rescue him from a tree. His friends just won't let it drop. From jokes about hoses and helmets to offering to help him with the simplest tasks they have mercilessly ribbed him about the incident.
Worried onlookers had attempted to coax him down for over an hour but he refused again and again. In the end they were left with no option but to call the emergency services. Nine firefighter arrived and after ladders and safety ropes were deployed they quickly resolved the situation and brought the teenager down from the tree.
"It's quite an unusual situation for us to attend this type of shout" said Leading Firefighter Samantha Jones. "It's much more common for us to be rescuing cats rather than young men. Although it does make a nice change from putting out fires."
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4 comments:
said Leading Firefighter Samantha Jones.
Yeah RIGHT! Why interview a REAL fireman when you can find a fucking woman to fill your equality quotas?
It's the same all over. Doccumentary about Army training, and what happens? Out of a 30 man plus one "woman" training squad, the follow the fucking useless pratt of a woman around for three months.
Watch the news "A police spokeswoman", a, "ambulance service spokeswoman".
Do the not have MEN whos opinion is worth listening to any more?
"...said Leading Firefighter Samantha Jones. "It's much more common for us to be rescuing cats rather than young men..."
Serious, 'throws like a girl', testicular atrophy time. No wonder they're all taking the piss.
I think you've adopted a very negative position here. There are some serious questions to be answered here:
- Why didn't the tree have a safety net so he could jump down without huting himself?
- Why hasn't he been offered counselling for the trauma suffered from all the locals shouting up to him?
- Why haven't the locals all been offered counselling for the trauma of watching someone nearly die?
- Why hasn't he been offered counselling for the trauma suffered from all his so-called mates making fun of him?
- When are the police going to arrest his so-called friends for bullying?
It's just not good enough. I think we should be asking the local council to hold an independent enquiry on this.
And was it not denying hios human right to stop him jumping from a tree?
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