retirement

Ms Harriet has announced a radical new plan to help cut the massive budget deficit that the country is facing. Under the 'massive policy change' she outlined today workers will not be allowed to retire until they are dead.

Leaked documents show that this plan will help to reduce the budget deficit as less and less workers become eligible for retirement. By the financial year 2025-6 it is estimated that the net savings to the Treasury will be in the region of £25 squillion per year.

Should Ms Harriet still be part of of the government after the election this year she is keen to extend the right to work to the recently deceased.