snow

Investigative reporters have been speaking today after their research proves a clear link between Gordon Brown and the current weather conditions. They began their search after they found classified documents overflowing from a Whitehall bin and a tip off from a senior cabinet minister.

"The snow that the country has been blessed with over the last few days are down to the magnificence of Gordon's Leadership" said Tony Plobleey the journalist who made this startling discovery. "The blizzards, the snowdrifts, the icy roads, the beautiful views? All Gordon's doing."

"Think of where we would be without him guiding us to decent wintery conditions. I mean, how many proper winters has the country had under a Conservative government?"