The government remains tight lipped as to why it raised the threat level today but I can exclusively reveal the reason here and now. The unexplained absence of the blogger dungeekin is to blame.
Doctors have confirmed that the geek from Oxfordshire is the first human to contract the conficker virus. Some confusion remains as to the exact method of transference from the electronic to biological but researchers currently believe that the P2P Push/Pull protocol may be the crucial link.
IT specialists are working closely with medical researchers to come up with some kind of cure, possibly in patch form, that will halt the spread of the virus. Until they make a breakthrough it's possible that other humans may unknowingly contract the virus.
Saturday, January 23, 2010
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I know someone who caught that - now, before every noun, he says 'fickin', so it's 'fickin police', 'fickin bankers', etc.
For those unaware of the origins, Conficker originated in Spain and translated literally, means 'with ficker'.
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