Emboldened by the success of the Robin Hood TAX campaign a plethora of ridiculously titled charitable promotions have sprung up. The Society of Pedants Against Nefarious Gratuitously Lax English (SPANGLE) are incensed at the huge liberties these appeals take with the English Language.
"Take this example" said Professor Naliov Fended. "I'm completely baffled how they have the temerity to declare an 'amnesty' on legal items that people legally own. One has to wonder where, or even if, these people were educated."
"It seems that these charity wonks don't care in the slightest if their campaign makes actual sense in English" continued Prof Fended. "They show a total disregard for the meanings of the words they use in their efforts to garner support. This blatant butchery of the language needs to stop."
SPANGLE recently erupted with rage when Harriet Harman's spokesperson declared that 'she strongly refutes the allegations against her' which, given that she was found guilty during her trial, was an utterly preposterous claim to make.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
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4 comments:
"The charity's Welsh base in Crickhowell has a workshop which reconditions tools and sends them out in kits to Tanzania. "
*baffled*
The picture shown is of a garden fork. Just how do you break that down into kit form..? And why..?
If SPANGLE didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent it.
Where do I join? I have been deprived for too long of the fashionable pursuit of being outraged at other people's "crimes"!
P T Barnum - SPANGLE membership does seem to have dramatically increased over the last 13 years although, for the life of me, I can't think why ;o)
I have evidently been too preoccupied with the promulgation of the aims of the Society for the Prosecution of Users of Trite Truisms (European Region) to notice the laudable work of SPANGLE. Shame on me.
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