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A leading psychobabblist has spoken out against lads mags Zoo and Nuts, calling for the government to restrict who they are sold to. The call for a ban was made at a photoshoot to publicise the release of "The Couch", a government funded study of the problem of sexually explicit images initiated by Jacqui Smith.

"Lads mags are masculinising boys" claimed the psychobabblist. "This goes against government policy of androgynising the population which, as we all know, is the only way to achieve a truly fair society."

A spokesperson for the Ministry of Equality praised the report and promised swift and tough action against the magazines. "How dare they try to encourage masculinity in men" she raged "after all of our hard work to neuter both genders. The minister will be bringing legislation before the house demanding a ban on all publications of this nature."