glowing

Scientists are jubilant today after lengthy research has produced spectacular results. The first couple to undergo the revolutionary treatment announced the success of the procedure to the national media this week.

"The problem for many sperm is they are unsure which way to turn in order to 'seal the deal' with the egg" said the senior researcher. "They can't seem to negotiate the uterus with any sense of purpose, constantly changing their minds over which direction to take. They flim and flam seemingly on an hourly basis rather than leading the hunt for the prize."

"Making the little swimmers glow allowed us to accurately poll their progress and guide them in the right direction. We are hoping that we can reproduce the result across the country in the very near future."