isms

High Maintenance Girl asked me yesterday if I'd seen the new girlfriend of ex-employee Incredibly Tall Guy. I haven't seen him for a while and have no idea about the current status of his love life. So I asked the question of HMG "Is she pretty or is she a minger?"

She thought for the briefest of moments before replying "She's black."

"You fucking Pakis" I responded tongue in cheek "are so racist."