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Page 32 of today's Mirror has an coupon to cut out and send off for some free eye make-up removal pads from Simple. The blurb reads

PUT some sparkle into your mum's eyes this Mother's Day with a FREE pack of 30 Simple Radiance Brightening Eye Make-Up Remover Pads, worth £3.99 from Simple, the UK's No. 1 Facial Skincare brand*.

So how do I claim this magnificent gift that will permanently change my mother's life for the better? By posting the coupon to them with a large SAE (66p stamp) and waiting up to 28 days from the closing date (19th March) of the offer for them to deliver the pads.

Erm, marketing twats, Mother's Day is in two days time. Telling mother that her gift will probably arrive in 5 weeks time is not going to go down well at lunch on Sunday is it?