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A new survey has dismissed a widely believed myth about female university students. It found that the popularly held belief that female undergraduates get naked at the drop of a hatpin is no longer true.

"While it might have been the case twenty or thirty years ago that casual promiscuity was rife in the university environment" said lead researcher Sue Prottit "today's female undergraduate has a much greater sense of worth. If she thinks she can get paid £20 or £50 just for exposing her underwear why on earth would she do it for free?"

"The idea that female undergraduates are as randy as rabbits in spring is also no longer valid. There was a time when a man couldn't walk within 10 yards of a lecture hall without being propositioned repeatedly by horny young women free from their parents watchful eyes desperate to experiment sexually. Nowadays, with the rise of consumerism and tuition fees, these financially astute girls have realised that they can generate a generous income while having a quick fumble in someone's dorm room."