Hmm, there's a whole new way to decide the election. Fat Gordie would need a dray horse to support his weight under H&S and Animal Cruelty legislation. Nick the Griff would need a British white horse which is likely to suffer from genetic deafness. Dave would have to ride a thoroughbred as defined by EU legislation. Cleggy only gets a hobby horse. The Greens wouldn't have a chance because they'd have to keep stopping to shovel up the manure for recycling. UKIP may have a good horse but we'll never know because they'll be facing the wrong way at the start.
What should we call it? The Future of the Country Stakes?
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Hmm, there's a whole new way to decide the election. Fat Gordie would need a dray horse to support his weight under H&S and Animal Cruelty legislation. Nick the Griff would need a British white horse which is likely to suffer from genetic deafness. Dave would have to ride a thoroughbred as defined by EU legislation. Cleggy only gets a hobby horse. The Greens wouldn't have a chance because they'd have to keep stopping to shovel up the manure for recycling. UKIP may have a good horse but we'll never know because they'll be facing the wrong way at the start.
What should we call it? The Future of the Country Stakes?
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