boob job

Trouble erupted in a Harley Street surgery yesterday after a consultation for breast augmentation when horribly wrong.

Amanda, who had lived the majority of her adult life as successful builder Reg Holden-Bedd, knew from a very early age that she had been born into the wrong gender body. It was only after she had retired from her successful career as a builder that she felt confidant enough to begin the process of gender reassignment.

While the surgery to remove her penis and create a vagina was a success, as was the process of legally becoming a woman, the hormone therapy to promote breast growth in Amanda was unsuccessful. Unhappy at her lack of chest swellings she sought expert advice from a top plastic surgeon.

The disagreement flared over the choice of implants. Amanda wanted to have the perky breasts of an eighteen year old pole dancer. Reminding Amanda that she was, in fact, nearer sixty than sixteen her surgeon suggested a pair of football socks with a tennis ball in each would be more appropriate for her age. After assaulting the surgeon and receptionist and causing thousands of pounds of damage the transsexual fled the scene.

The police have asked potential witnesses who may have seen a 6'4" man in a dress leaving Harley Street in a hurry to contact Sgt Stonewall from the LGBT division on 08000 223786. Sgt Stonewall is particularly interested in any information that helps to locate Amanda Holden-Bedd.