Tuesday, June 29, 2010

more spam

OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR]
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,
SWIFT CODE: BPH KPL PK ,
CENTRAL BANK NIGERIA
OUR REF: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04
PRIVATE EMAIL;lamidosanusigov11@gmail.com
MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009
IMMEDIATE CONTRACT CASH PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
ATTENTION:BENEFICIARY

CBN DIPLOMATIC CASH DELIVERY VERY URGENT.

WE HAVE RECEIVED A PAYMENT of $10.7m CREDIT INSTRUCTION FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA TO CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITH YOUR FULL CONTRACT FUNDS FROM THE NIGERIAN RESERVE ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA ).THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR FUNDS HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE INTO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT BUT WE CAN NOT TRANSFER THESE FUNDS DIRECT TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT,BECAUSE WE ARE HAVING A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF), SO OUR METHOD OF PAYMENT FOR THIS FIRST QUARTER PAYMENT OF THE YEAR 2010, IS BY DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE, BE INFORM THAT EVERY ARRANGEMENT REGARDING YOUR CASH PAYMENT THROUGH DIPLOMATIC SERVICES HAVE BEEN MADE.

NOTE THAT YOUR FUNDS HAVE BEEN PACKAGE LIKE A CONSIGNMENT BOX AND THE DIPLOMATIC AGENCY HAVE TO MOVE DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY IN ORDER TO DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR DOORSTEP,AND AS SOON AS THE DIPLOMATIC ARRIVE TO YOUR COUNTRY HE WILL GIVE YOU A CALL IMMEDIATELY TO ENABLE YOU HELP HIM TO GET (YELLOW TAG PAPER),YOU HAVE TO HELP THE DIPLOMATS TO GET (YELLOW TAG PAPER) SO THAT THE CUSTOMS AND IMMIGRATION WILL NOT STOP HIM IN THE AIRPORT,FOR SECURITY REASON YOU ARE ADVICE TO FOLLOW THE RULES AND REGULATION OF THE DIPLOMATS FOR EASY COLLECTION OF THE CONSIGNMENT BOX, YOU HAVE TO BE AROUND TO WELCOME THE DIPLOMATIC AGENT, TO ENABLE HIM DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU IMMEDIATELY,BE INFORM THAT AS SOON AS THE DIPLOMATIC OBTAIN THE ABOVE NAME CERTIFICATE HE WILL DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR DOOR STEP, TO REMIND YOU, THE DIPLOMATS HAVE A TRANSIT TO NEW YORK AND FINALLY TO ARRIVE AT YOUR COUNTRY AS THE LAST DESTINATION ON THEIR DIPLOMATIC TRAVEL ROUTE THIS WEEK.

MEANWHILE YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND THE FOLLOWING DETAILS FOR THE DIPLOMATIC OFFICERS TO RECOGANISE YOU WHEN THEY COME TO YOUR COUNTRY
Your Full Name: ______________________________
Your Complete Address (Physical Address with Zip Code not
P.O.BOX) : ______________________________
Name of City of Residence :_______________________________
Country:____________________________________
Direct Telephone Number:
____________________________________
Mobile
Number:____________________________________
Your Nearest Airport:___________________________________
Occupation:________________________________

NOTE: YOU MUST HAVE TO RESPONSE TO THIS EMAIL IMMEDIATELY YOU RECIEVE THIS MAIL TO ENABLE US RELEASE YOUR FUND IMMEDIATELY THROUGH DIPLOMATIC CASH DELIVER TO YOUR DOORSTEP FOR EVERY OTHER THINGS HAVE BEEN PUT IN PLACE FOR YOUR GOOD OK.

WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE

CONGRATULACTION

DR SANUSI LAMIDO
GOVERNOR,
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN).
PERSONALl E-mail:lamidosanusigov11@gmail.com

3 comments:

Furor Teutonicus said...

They must think we are as fucking thick as THEY are.

All Seeing Eye said...

Actually at any one time I've usually got at least one of these on the hook. They are fun to string along until they work out that they aren't going to get any money and you're messing with them.

The inspiration to do this came many years ago from 419eater.com

I've set up a series of dummy email addresses and I bounce between them. The set-up is easy. I used the addys (this is true) to email the postal union at the time of the last strike calling them workshy cunts and they promptly signed my addys up to all sorts of exotic mailing lists. The spam (and my targets) rolled in straight afterwards.

The way I look at it, if I'm wasting their time then they've got less time to attack some daft old granny somewhere.

Anonymous said...

I love the email address. Try punctuating it -

Lamido's anus igov11@gmail.com

Sounds like a load of shit to me.