Some online shopping retailer has funded a survey covered in The Sun that found that leaving a toilet seat up is the most annoying habit that men have according to women. 54% of sexist females believed that men should not only avoid pissing on the seat but also put it down once they have finished. Luckily the shopping site has a device that emits a green light when the seat is down and a red one when it is up to remind us forgetful chaps that we have forgotten to do something.
Ladies. In this age of equality that we currently live surely you can move a toilet seat without the intervention of a man?
Sunday, August 22, 2010
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A survey of 100 lads at the local boozer concluded:
The most annoying thing a 'liberated' woman can do, is leave the bog-seat down after she's used it.
Ouch!
alternatively
Touché
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