I was having a conversation with my wife in which she agreed that I must have been wrong on the basis of my gender specific anatomy. Breasts beat cock every time. In rock-paper-scissors the scissors would be a cock (if you don't believe me make a 'closed scissors' as if playing the game) and rock would be breast. But what the bloody hell would paper be?
Any and all suggestions welcome .. .. ..
Saturday, September 18, 2010
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Arse!
(as in arse paper) ;-)
It's not rock-paper-scissors anymore.
They added 'drizzle' (as in 'light rain') about fifteen years ago, and the list just got longer and longer. Nowadays it even includes 'Phone a friend'.
Blood Test Results?
Decent Book?
Restraining Order?
Headache?
If you're a geek then we play:
rock paper scissors lizard spock!
"Breasts beat cock every time"
Unless cock is beating off over breasts ;-)
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