We were given these to eat over the Christmas holidays by the AoD. We were both a bit surprised by the contents of the box given the name of the product. It's not a mix up at the factory, this is genuinely the contents for the box, so can you guess what this product is called?
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They are terribly pink for sausage rolls, so I'm going with some kind of oddly-shaped dim sum?
The pink stuff is perfectly round, so must be something reconstituted, like e.g. sausages, but is unnervingly pink (as JM says) so might not be actual meat.
I can only assume that the white stuff is some sort of pastry.
Therefore they might be slices of vegetarian sausage rolls?
Finger rolls!
Made with real fingers? ;)
Not sausage rolls, not vegetarian sausage rolls, not finger rolls either!
I'll upload the photo of the box later so you can look with slack-jawed amazement at the name of this product but for now a clue .. .. .. .. it has the word 'mini' in the name.
They're not from Mrs John Wayne Bobbitt are they?
http://flavorwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/John_Wayne_Bobbitt_lawyer.jpg
"I'll upload the photo of the box later so you can look with slack-jawed amazement at..."
It's Christmas. That's currently my default expression no matter what... ;)
Turning word: singuins - Very, very naughty Arctic flightless birds?
Mini Pork Pies?
Thankfully not from the Mrs John Wayne Bobbit recipe book JP (although we all thought they *were* a little bit on the salty side) .. .. ..
Sorry Shades .. .. not mini pork pies either .. .. ..
Licorice OneSorts?
They are these. Did you guess? Can you believe that they called them that?
XD
And that's why mums go to Iceland..?!?
*boggle*
I thought they might have been the prepacked "sausages wrapped in bacon" that I heard a woman at Tesco moaning about for being out of stock.
"Christmas won't be the same without them" she wailed.
They look absolutely disgusting, whatever they might be purported to be.
I don't think I'd eat them even if you paid me (but, well, every man has his price.)
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