on saturday the 3rd of july .. ..

.. .. I will mainly be spending the morning wandering around the farmers market in Steyning. That way I can chat to Andy from the Adur Brewery and purchase a few bottles of his lovely brewed product. I'm hoping he's still got a few Hop Tokens left .. .. ..

more spam

OFFICE OF THE GOVERNOR]
CONTRACT #: MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009,
SWIFT CODE: BPH KPL PK ,
CENTRAL BANK NIGERIA
OUR REF: CBN/IRD/CBX/021/04
PRIVATE EMAIL;lamidosanusigov11@gmail.com
MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/009
IMMEDIATE CONTRACT CASH PAYMENT NOTIFICATION
ATTENTION:BENEFICIARY

CBN DIPLOMATIC CASH DELIVERY VERY URGENT.

WE HAVE RECEIVED A PAYMENT of $10.7m CREDIT INSTRUCTION FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA TO CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITH YOUR FULL CONTRACT FUNDS FROM THE NIGERIAN RESERVE ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK (CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA ).THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR FUNDS HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE INTO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT BUT WE CAN NOT TRANSFER THESE FUNDS DIRECT TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT,BECAUSE WE ARE HAVING A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF), SO OUR METHOD OF PAYMENT FOR THIS FIRST QUARTER PAYMENT OF THE YEAR 2010, IS BY DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE, BE INFORM THAT EVERY ARRANGEMENT REGARDING YOUR CASH PAYMENT THROUGH DIPLOMATIC SERVICES HAVE BEEN MADE.

NOTE THAT YOUR FUNDS HAVE BEEN PACKAGE LIKE A CONSIGNMENT BOX AND THE DIPLOMATIC AGENCY HAVE TO MOVE DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY IN ORDER TO DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR DOORSTEP,AND AS SOON AS THE DIPLOMATIC ARRIVE TO YOUR COUNTRY HE WILL GIVE YOU A CALL IMMEDIATELY TO ENABLE YOU HELP HIM TO GET (YELLOW TAG PAPER),YOU HAVE TO HELP THE DIPLOMATS TO GET (YELLOW TAG PAPER) SO THAT THE CUSTOMS AND IMMIGRATION WILL NOT STOP HIM IN THE AIRPORT,FOR SECURITY REASON YOU ARE ADVICE TO FOLLOW THE RULES AND REGULATION OF THE DIPLOMATS FOR EASY COLLECTION OF THE CONSIGNMENT BOX, YOU HAVE TO BE AROUND TO WELCOME THE DIPLOMATIC AGENT, TO ENABLE HIM DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU IMMEDIATELY,BE INFORM THAT AS SOON AS THE DIPLOMATIC OBTAIN THE ABOVE NAME CERTIFICATE HE WILL DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR DOOR STEP, TO REMIND YOU, THE DIPLOMATS HAVE A TRANSIT TO NEW YORK AND FINALLY TO ARRIVE AT YOUR COUNTRY AS THE LAST DESTINATION ON THEIR DIPLOMATIC TRAVEL ROUTE THIS WEEK.

MEANWHILE YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND THE FOLLOWING DETAILS FOR THE DIPLOMATIC OFFICERS TO RECOGANISE YOU WHEN THEY COME TO YOUR COUNTRY
Your Full Name: ______________________________
Your Complete Address (Physical Address with Zip Code not
P.O.BOX) : ______________________________
Name of City of Residence :_______________________________
Country:____________________________________
Direct Telephone Number:
____________________________________
Mobile
Number:____________________________________
Your Nearest Airport:___________________________________
Occupation:________________________________

NOTE: YOU MUST HAVE TO RESPONSE TO THIS EMAIL IMMEDIATELY YOU RECIEVE THIS MAIL TO ENABLE US RELEASE YOUR FUND IMMEDIATELY THROUGH DIPLOMATIC CASH DELIVER TO YOUR DOORSTEP FOR EVERY OTHER THINGS HAVE BEEN PUT IN PLACE FOR YOUR GOOD OK.

WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE

CONGRATULACTION

DR SANUSI LAMIDO
GOVERNOR,
CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN).
PERSONALl E-mail:lamidosanusigov11@gmail.com

optical illusions

you've been warned

toy story

recycling

I have a confession to make. I regularly indulge in illegal recycling. Oh, I know, it's against the law and this confession could lead to me either a) being prosecuted or b) incurring extra business costs or c) both a) and b) but it's time to clear the air.

In the daily running of my business I generate a waste that no normal recycler wants as it has little or no resale value - corrugated brown cardboard boxes and the 'wrong type' of plastic. Instead of paying for them to be ditched into landfill I have found a number of outlets for my waste.

One of my suppliers collects and re-uses the packaging that they deliver the product in. This is not a formal arrangement and I'm fairly sure they don't have a waste carriers licence. We keep some of the packaging from other goods delivered to one side because the boxes are a brilliant size for people to pack their things when they are moving home. Lightweight 10 litre plastic buckets are twice a year collected by one of my ex-employees, who is now a greenkeeper on an international standard golf course, and used to transport grass seed and fertiliser.

I remember a time, over 20 years ago, before the recycling message was so widespread that as a business we actually recycled more then than we do now. Why? There was money to be made in recycling then whereas it is far less lucrative now so there are less recyclers competing against each other for the waste.

If I'm caught illegally recycling then there are consequences to face which seem to be utterly preposterous. Until that day I will continue to flout this ridiculous law.

too stupid

It was over the first time she told me but I was just too stupid to understand. Nothing I can say, be, or do will change that.

My heart is broken.

we one won-won?

seen elsewhere, including here

offside

Imagine for a moment that you are queueing in single file waiting to pay for your purchases in a shop. The girl in front of you realises that she doesn't have her purse with her and then, to your dismay, you realise that you have forgotten yours too.

The friend that you are shopping with who is much further back in the queue is offering to throw her purse to you so you can buy your shopping. You cannot queue jump until after the purse has been thrown but as soon as it has you can quickly dodge the woman in front of you and pay the cashier.

That's right ladies. The offside rule explained in a language you understand now please don't interrupt me for the next four weeks with stupid fucking questions.

wimmin

Diversity Inspectors at the Telegraph are horrified that women are refusing to do their part in bringing about a more equal society. Even after years of a Labour government women still aren't securing enough jobs in particular areas to satisfy the statistician wonks that demand that numerical equality be applied at every available level.

Data collected and interpreted by the Telegraph reveals that women have set up a closed shop working environment in a number of career paths that totally exclude their male counterparts. Repeated attempts by successive governments to re-brand these roles in an effort to open them up to the whole population have failed.

"We tried to re-brand the roles to encourage more diversity of gender" said the ex-Minister for Equality "and we spent millions of taxpayer's money on advertising the changes we had made but there is still under-representation in the workplace. Had we been elected for another term in office we would have spent even more money trying to re-adjust the gender balance for a fairer situation."

"There seems to be a real difficulty" she continued "persuading men to become mothers. Men look at the complete dominance of women in that field and think that they cannot even apply to join. Clearly this imbalance needs to be corrected but unfortunately, now that there is no longer a Labour government, there will not be the opportunity to do something to enforce equality in this area."

Until men can compete for these roles on a level playing field there will sadly always be discrimination.

weather forecast

The recent storms have subsided and the weather has become much calmer. The outlook is for bright, sunny, and warm days with just a slight risk of the occasional light shower.


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