Monday, July 4, 2011

things I learned today

1. Wear sunblock
2. Stand-up paddleboarding against the current is hard work
3. Stand-up paddleboarding into the wind is hard work
4. Stand-up paddleboarding into the current and wind is fucking hard work
5. Wear sunblock

4 comments:

Leg-iron said...

Standing up and paddleboarding?

Oh, that's just asking for trouble.

Personally I avoid doing either. I mean, I'm not trying for the Olympics so why bother, right?

Anonymous said...

Things I Know;
1.Fuck the sea or any sort of excersice on/in it
2.Sit on sand in sun
3.Open chilled drink
4.Check out women
5.Wear shades
PS
-Do not fall asleep when tired as you will end up wishing you had put on that fucking sunblock!
;-)

manwiddicombe said...

You wouldn't be propagating the myth that men can only do one thing at a time would you Leg-iron?

:D

Leg-iron said...

Shhh... if women think we can do more than one thing at a time, they'll expect us to do more than one thing at a time.